The return of the brown?

I have been given a juicy little nugget regarding the 2012 season of rugby league at the gerringong lions with an anonymous source giving me the heads up that Scott Brown plans on making a comeback to the game after a lengthy stint on the sideline. Mr Brown was heard to say and quote ” I could see myself causing a few problems in the oppositions defensive line with my right palm which I have been working on furiously for just over a decade.”  Scott has his eye firmly set on the left centre position in reserve grade and plans on occasionally backing up for first grade as a bench backrower. Any information on this rumour would be muchly appreciated as people are beginning to speak up about such claims.


regards, Verton


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